"WE MUST GET THE iPHONE 5 BY HOOK AND/OR CROOK"

The iPhone 5 is in store and as usual you have the very eager gizmo crazy lots queueing up to get their mitts on them. Well, this lot in California decided they were going to skip the queue, come in the middle of the night and ram their way into an Apple store. The muppet who drove his friends into the shop decided it was a great idea to carry out the robbery in his parents BMW and also left the license plates of the car which fell off when they drove through the windows. 

22-year-old Equonne R. Howard, who damaged his parents car badly, was arrested after he abandoned his parents car near the Apple store with the car keys still in his pockets. Muppet!

Having got that off our mind, what is it with these Apple people? Is it that they keep forgetting to put some kinda function on their iPads/iPods/iPhones. Otherwise, how do you explain them coming up with iPad 1 and then a few months down the line, almost as if they just remembered they should have put something on there, they come out with iPad 2. Please let us know when you get it right, then we can get our iPhone 100.