TopeBrass

Another day, another butt job madam sentenced to prison. Whalesca Castillo a charlatan, who charges customers $1,500 a pop for butt enhancement was sentenced to 1 year in prison. She was arrested in 2011 after Police serving a search warrant on her Bronx home found empty bottles of Columbian silicone, used needles, bloody gauze, and “dozens” of tubes of superglue to seal injection sites to prevent leaking silicone. She was well known by strippers who wanted large bums. 

Saunders in court We shall never be advocates for adultery but seriously? Sleeping with the dog just because wifey is not in the mood is definitely not on! Briton Nicholas Saunders was found by wife Kelly doing the dirty with their pet dog. Kelly kicked her husband who she has 16 year old twin daughters with after she found her husband naked and havig sex with their bull mastiff Sasha. The case is being heard in Gloucester Crown Court.

Yep! We haven't played tennis since the late 90's but still love the game. However its not just about loving the game now, its all the drama that comes with it. Getting mad at linesmen and ball boys/girls to get pumped up. Why is it that players now make all these grunting and groaning sounds every time they serve or return?  Its hilarious. AHHHHHH! UUUUUUUUUH! That was Maria Sharapova kicking the tournament off with her counterpart Anastasia Rodionova. We do also wonder sometimes if there was a kinda trend with the female players with names such as: Akgul Amanmuradova, Jana Cepelova, Nina Bratchikova, Iveta Benesova, Dominika Cibulkova, Olga Govortsova, Daniela Hantuchova, Andrea Hlavackova, Svetlana Kuznetsova, Ekaterina Makarova, Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova, Tsvetana Pironkova, Karolina Pliskova, Anastasia Rodionova, Magdalena Rybarikova. We could go on and on. Maybe if we were called Tope Brassova, we might be a world class tennis player?

Why we love Naija? No matter the adversity, people are still smiling Summer is here, yet it feels like early spring. Some sunny spells with lots of rains. Floods everywhere. Lagos is also flooded. While counterparts in the UK will most likely get help from the government or insurance companies, what happens to the common man on the African streets?          

A month ago, who would have thought it? Beyonce and Kim in the same room? Doing the same stuffs? Apparently both ladies are now best friends forever. It has always been alledged that since her beau's best friend Kanye got with Kim, Beyonce thinks Kim had no substance to her celebrity status as she was a reality star. They have bonded as they have no choice as their better halves Jay Z and Kanye West are so close. Both ladies were spotted seemingly have fun like great chums at the Kanye West and Jay Z’s Watch The Throne concert.

Just in case you have not seen the pictures or heard the news, Bobby Brown married his manager and mother of his 3 year old son (Or like our yankee cousins will say 'baby mama'), Alicia Etheridge at an intimate ceremony in Hawaii weekend before last. All of Bobby's kids attended the small ceremony except Bobbi Kristina, his daughter with the late songstress Whitney Houston.

 Simon out and about in LA with what looks like a plster stucked behind his ears  The news agog today is Simon Cowel's ear plaster! Seems multi millionaire Simon might have had his ears pinned back. We all have our insecurities, so does celebs. Or he could have been bitten by his dog?

We do understand this last winter was so cold, and now we are expecting lots of mini - mes from our celebs. We simply can't wait! More mind blowing names and tiny pradas and louboutins to gaze at. We certainly hope its not catching though, lol.

The pirate figure is suppose to make the robber look scary Sometimes you see and read some things and you are like wow 'douchebag!'. Well this story is one of those. According to the Punch Newspaper, two armed robbers, who robbed some residents in Anthony (a surburb in Lagos) on Sunday, forgot their gun and masks after the robbery in one of the homes they robbed. The PUNCH Metro went on to report that the resident who discovered the tools of the robbing trade after the robbers left said “They stole all my jewellery, including my wedding ring; two laptops and the sum of N15,000. They ransacked the entire house before fleeing. It was after they had left that I discovered the gun, pellets and masks.” She added that the neighbour, who was used as a bait by the robbers, was also robbed before he was forced to lead them to her flat. She then took the items to the Anthony Police Division. Did the robbers take off their masks to eat or was it just uncomfortable? ...

We simply could not resist posting these lovely pictures of Empress Njamah. The beautiful actress who is from a very creative family is also a business woman who has her own jewellery line. With her cute dog 

Remember the story we did last week about Madonna exposing a nipple/breast while on tour in Turkey? Her reason was because she was protesting the oppression of women in muslim countries. It seems she might have to expose both nipples to protest women not being allowed on the Saudi version of ''GOT TALENT''. Buraidah's Got Talent has banned singing, dancing and wait for it - women, on the talent show. Instead talents such as poetry, religious chanting and sporting feats dedicated to Allah and the Koran will be showcased. The show is being produced by the Islamist group Wahhabism who took out a fatwa to ban women from driving cars because it may encourage women to have affairs.

While watching the news yesterday, we were 'flabberwhelmed' and 'overgasted' to see tennis player David Nalbandian kick an advertising board during the final of the Queen's club competition in London (it is the traditional warm-up tournament for Wimbledon) hitting and injuring an official on the shin. He was subsequently disqualified and fined the maximum penalty of 10,000 euros (£8,000). He had to also forfeit  his £36,500 prize money. Now, we thought only super models were allowed tantrums?  'What did you do that for?' The tennis player apologising to the injured linesman

Okay like seriously?!  Sportswear giant Adidas have just made these new shackle trainers. There is a lot of hue and cry over the new footwear as they are deemed to be promoting slavery. Each to their own we say. If your thing is wearing shoes with leg cuffs without actually being an inmate at any prisons e.g Kirikiri, Alcatraz etc, then why not? According to the Daily Mail, over 2000 Facebook users have joined a group to label the shoes “offensive” and referred to Adidas as “ignorant”.

Other than Kim Kardashian appearing on Oprah along with the rest of her family, we have no real reasons to print this picture. Okay, we just love Kanye and Kim together. They look oh so adorable in Paris recently.  

Few days ago it was Madonna popping her tits out of her bra/costume to protest the oppression of women in muslim countries. Now some women in their 50s have said there is nothing wrong with Madonna exposing her breast, hmmmmm. So they decided to show theirs too! This might be the start of a new trend, you know like planking. Watch this space. The picture that started the craze