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Isn't there a saying that when you are dating, beware of who you date and the power they possess for when you stop dating. Certainly no one gave this gentleman who you are about to read his story such advice. Oh, there is no such saying? Marek Olszewski, 45, made the mistake of scheduling an appointment this week with his ex-girlfriend who he had just dumped - 34 year old Anna Mackowiak - for a toothache. Mackowiak allegedly did what any burned beau with a set of pliers and some anaesthetic would do: she doped him up, pulled out all his teeth, and wrapped his head with bandages so he wouldn't notice until he left her office. "I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions," she told the news site. "But when I saw him lying there I just thought, 'What a b-----d.'" Olszewski could tell something was wrong when he awoke and couldn't feel any teeth in his mouth. But he said Mackowiak assured him that he'd be fin...

WTF If we wanted hair weaves or extensions, we would order online or walk into a shop nicely as you would and look round, make our choice(s) and pay at the checkout. Simple as ABC. Seems for the past couple of months there has been a spate of 'Hairrobbery' in Atlanta, Georgia and several arrests have been made.  The Police apparently found it funny  That didn't seem to discourage these Weave thieves, who stole a U-Haul, rammed it into this hair shop and made off with their loot in another vehicle. Reports claims Hair weave is the new crack that has sparked a new crime wave in Atlanta and thieves can move high priced Remy out of their car trunks faster than selling drugs on street corners.

She looks like the cat who got the cream Like seriously?! Who has an intimate moment and then goes online to tell everyone: 'Just got laid' ? Well apparently celebs can do that... lol. Rihanna posted this make-up free picture of herself along with the so so in depth information of what she had just done. Too much informatiom? No?   Well it might mean something else.

 Lost something love? What was Chris doing with his pants/trousers...lol We saw some photos of troubled singer Chris Brown and noticed he has lost a frightening amount of weight in recent weeks. It's been said that Brown is not on drugs — he is simply “pining away” for his ex, Rihanna. All together now.... awwwwwwww. Before          There are also claims Brown is despondent over his stalled career and his loveless relationship with girlfriend Karrueche Tran. Whatever the case may be, we hope he gets some slack soon. Chris Brown and Rihanna in the good old days

6-year-old Salecia Johnson What is the world turning into you might say. Or how else do you explain a six year old boy being arrested for assault on his Head teacher (yes 6!). Staff rang the police with the complaint that the boy had kicked the school Principal, Patrick Lumbley and told him and Assistant Principal, Jessica Poe that he was going to kill them. At another school (which is about 30miles away) in April, Police handcuffed a 6-year-old girl ( 6-year-old Salecia Johnson) who was screaming and crying and had injured a principal and damaged property at an elementary school in Milledgeville, Georgia. She was however not charged. She had been previously suspended from school for biting and hitting a staff member. Not sure what to make of this. Its either a) The kids see so much violence they think its normal; b) The kids are only being kids of that age i.e throwing tantrums and teachers were too lazy to deal with it. Whateve...

 Calm down dears, this is a scene from Ogedegbe's latest effort OLUFEMI OMOKAFE OGEDEGBE aka femi ogedengbe hails from DANGBALA in Akoko-Edo, EDO State. He is a renown Actor/producer/Director. Femi has made his mark as an African film maker in both Nigeria and Tanzania movie industries. He has been employed in Tanzania in his capacity as a movie maker to help build and structure their movie industry. He has shot eight (8)straight movies using cast from both Tanzania and Nigeria , these movies made a handful of new generation stars for the Tanzanian movie industry one of such stars is the recently deceased Steve Kanumba. Some of his accolades includes: His award as a Tanzania Film Ambassador to Nollywood (2009);Member organising committee for AMP-EKO international film festival; Nominated for best up coming Actor along side Jim Iyke & Hank Anuku at the THEMA Award (2003). The best around then; Former Vice-Chairm...

Margaret Doris James Alabi aka Meg Alabi is the CEO of MD clothing's a fashion line for both men and women. A graduate of Delta State University, Abraka, Nigeria and an ex-supermodel, now channels her passion for fashion into designing. The very beautiful and charming Meg Last night, she showcased her breathtaking designs titled ALABI COUTURE 2012 COLLECTION at the Ember Creek in Ikoyi. On the runway were some of the best ex- supermodels that ever came out of Nigeria and indeed Africa to support their colleague. Charles Toye, Gabby, Age, Toyin Adams, Goodwill, Rachel Dada, Andrew, Otu Winpana, amongst others left the fashion audience drooling for more.  All round, it was a resounding success. The fashion pack then moved to Surulere for an after party as it's Meg's birthday today! We wish her all the very best. Be sure we shall be posting the Fashion show piccys as soon as our paparazzi gets back @ us...lol

By now you must have heard there were two bomb blasts yesterday. We did say we were no longer going to glorify this cult by continually reporting their dire bloodshed. Its such a shame a country as great as Nigeria will be killing its own under the guise of being a 'cult'. You claim the Nigerian government is not doing certain things for its people, you then send your 'brothers' out into the streets and other such public places to kill innocent people going about their daily business (looking for food to feed their family). Some are women and children! The God we know will not approve of such wickedness, when you do this, remember alujana! We need to stop being a copycat nation. If you are going to copy things from other countries, copy the good things that would benefit and make that nation grow. We are not sure how long this is going to continue, but its not helping anyone, we don't even believe it will help anyone. We hope Mr Goodluck rises and do s...

Blessing Effiom Egbe's "Two brides and a baby" started showing on Tuesday in Atlanta, Georgia. This follows the Premiere of the movie. Follow this link for other confirmed USA theater screening dates for the movie, http://www.snapflix.net/schedulle.shtml . Don't miss it! Blessing with another star of the movie  Kalu Ikeagwu Add caption Ronke Oyemade Blessing in Bunor's design Pictures courtsey: Snaplix

S ometimes we do need to get to places like quickly, so we tend to either walk fast, pray the driver of the vehicle we are in moves faster, drive faster. Or in this man's case, take the sidewalks, it may be quicker or NOT! One driver in the French capital took hurrying to another level when he got his car wedged in an entrance to the Paris Metro. The driver, identified only as Johan, apparently mistook the pedestrian entrance to the French underground system for an entrance ramp to underground parking. Fortunately for Johan, neither he nor any other people were hurt in the accident, as he was able to pull the brakes on the car before it went down the steps.

Sometimes we see and hear things that want to make us bang our heads on the wall or possibly on anything even harder. However, we shall be the ones that would be in pain...lol. But seriously, some of the laws being passed into the system in the UK sometimes bother us. In 2010 there was a scheme which allowed girls as young as 13 to receive the morning after pill (a pill which has to be taken within 72hrs of having sex in order to prevent pregnancy) on the Isle of Wight which caused controversy. It allowed teenagers who visited the chemist for the morning-after pill to also get a month's supply of the contraceptive pill. Now, Girls as young as 13 could be offered the contraceptive pill at pharmacies without needing a prescription, an NHS report has suggested. The report, by NHS South East London, said the trial was successful in reaching its target group of black British, Caribbean and African women aged between 20 and 24 and those who had not previous...

It is official! What we've all been thinking has been put in perspective for us all, Beyonce is the most beautiful woman in the world. According to People Magazine ,  songstress and new mum  Beyonce is the most beautiful woman in the entire world. In this issue of  People Magazine, Beyonce gushes: “I feel more beautiful than I’ve ever felt because I’ve given birth, I have never felt so connected, never felt like I had such a purpose on this earth.”

We all love a quick fix. We ourselves would love to be able to eat chocolates all day and not have it go to our bum and hips. If only. However that's not possible. So do we resolve to surgery such as liposuction? Hmmmm. Think twice, apart from medical reasons such as being a cancer patient etc, it is very important to think carefully about such a great decision in one's life. These pictures of some known and unknown faces are the reasons not to even contemplate unnecessary surgery. Jocelyn Wildenstein, before and after                      Syvester Stallone's mum Jackie Well, this lady didn't think she was pretty enough, see the before and after Donatella Versace

You must have read either on topebrass.com (we did hold out the candle expecting a re-union)or somewhere else about the demise of the union between D'Banj and Don Jazzy. It is no longer news we suppose. But the situation now is the bitterness, anger, accusations, counter-accusations and on-going mudslinging. It can not be over-emphasised that the line between love and hatred is only so thin. claims of assets being shared were rife. Millions owed, Millions being shared, Wande Cole's tweets, suggestions D’banj’s claim for 100 percent ownership of all songs recorded under the Mo’Hits imprint, claims of request for the return of Bentley allegedly bought for Don Jazzy by D'Banj and much more. Phewwwwwwww! This is one long bitter battle that is set to run and run. We still can't see any end in sight except both sides sit with negotiators/mediators/lawyers/Kanye West (abi?) and trash the issues out. It is becoming very embarrassing and we feel kinda peeved as ...

         Saw these pictures of Willow Smith and mum Jada Pinkett out and about in Calabasas, CA and we just had to let you see it too. They actually look like very stylish rock-chic sisters!. We likey.

@Kanye West and Kim Kardashian were on an ice cream date/non date in New York city. They were seen the night before having dinner. So tell your fans once and for all if you are in a relationship or not already. We are getting bored if this is a publicity stunt. We do think y'all look adorable together and should just get it on, time waits for no one sweethearts. And after all your name starts with the letter 'K' Kanye, so you will fit in perfectly fine with the Kardashian family. Just saying.               They do look good and happy together                     

We were quite appalled when we saw this Police officer pulling this woman out of her car. Ms Turinawe, is the head of the Women's League of the Forum for Democratic Change (FDC) . Apparently the pinhead was trying to drag her out of her car by the boob! Olooshi! (Unfortunate fellow).  The Ugandan police officer has been suspended over the alleged sexual assault. The youtube footage clearly shows that, as several officers tried to pull her out of her vehicle, another grabbed and squeezed her breast - and she is heard shouting out in pain. The aftermath was that some women stripped to their bras and marched through the centre of Kampala waving placards, including one that read "How would you feel if we squeezed your balls?" Six protesters were arrested after they refused to put their tops back on - but they were released two hours later without charge. Watch the video that caused the outrage and the naked protest. Please feel free t...